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A message for Boris from Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe...

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Covid 19

 

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Woman rejects 'happy clapping'.

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Never forget the demented killers of Tiananmen Square.

Crackdown on police standards begins

jaffasThe prime minister and home secretary promised us a crackdown on police standards following the tragic death of Sarah Everard at the hands of serving police officer, Wayne Couzens. Today, Friday Oct’ 8, we learn that an officer in Halifax will face a misconduct hearing after being accused of taking Jaffa Cakes from a charity tuck shop without paying. After a painstaking 10 month investigation the perpetrator, PC Chris Dwyer, was tracked down. He now stands accused of breaching West Yorkshire Police's professional standards in regard to integrity, honesty and discreditable conduct. Note: the biscuits shown may not be the actual Jaffa's taken by PC Dwyer.

 

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Glove Puppet Moves Into No.10 to take control of a nation in crisis!

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Visit Sunak Central

For the lowdown on Sunak's Cabinet of stooges.
updated 14/11/23

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zola email reaches Blast-it

“J’accuse”

Posted in 1898, Royal Mail falls short again

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The Affair has not only now just begun but only now are the positions clear; we see the guilty lounge lizards and coupon clipping carpet baggers; we don't see the regulators and politicians who applaud their greedy antics, sipping their G&Ts together down at the Charlton Club.  Never mind the polar bears Boris, are you prepared for the most resounding of disasters. Cast the bankers adrift on the ship o' fools, with the wine bar spivs, gorging themselves at the Sambuca trough, snorting their nasty white powder.

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Visit our United Kingdom page for the facts.

 

 

 

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In an alternative universe Liz Truss may become useful.

Liz Truss Central
Delivering For All

Well, everyone gotta have a dream.

 

 

 

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My husband and I based our last vote on the Leveling Up agenda

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Leveling Up

Who knew?


Katharine Birbalsingh was appointed Chair of the Social Mobility kathCommission In October 2021. She identifies as a small-c conservative but the Tea Party would welcome her with open arms. Her Commission used to be called the Social Mobility and Child Poverty Commission but Iain D Smith rejected any aspirations regarding child poverty. Obviously, in the mind of IDS, focus on social mobility and child poverty will disappear. It's a work in progress... See Update

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Ship o' Fools

A ship that can never land, with captain Bonkers Boris at the helm.

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The new King has a few family problems. Blast-It couldn't care less.

 

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DWP, a Mistake every working minute!

The charity Scope said thousands of disabled people are fighting to access the main disability benefit, Personal Independence Payment (PIP), with more than 12,000 successfully appealing incorrect decisions every month.

 

 

Government Advice:

WWIII Duck and Cover
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Elderly Citizens Action Party

Are you tired of Waiting for Gogot?

You should be!

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Things a glove puppet can't do

1. Do up a seat belt

2. Use a debit card

3. Put petrol in a car

4. Open a car door

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A poem for people with short memories

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Samizdat
'Self-publication'

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Grenfell Inferno

The Story so far...

 

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No Justice

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