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May's Brexit




The Coalition Record



Iconic Moments Viv Nicholson

Take a journey back through some of those moments that leave a trace on the mind, everything from "Rivers of Blood" to "Peace in our time...", expenses fiddling, Duck House owning MPs, bigots, foolish pledges and cats in wheelie bins.

I say, I say, I say...

...have you heard the one about a man who bought a company for £1 and took out £2.5m before it collapsed and put 11,000 people on the dole.


Annual Reviews

Nick's Pledge to far

Annual Reviews from 2009 through to 2018 for you to remind yourself of the happenings you've forgotten about or missed along the way.



Pub Quiz Question

In the official employment figures for the UK, how many hours a week does a person have to work to classed as employed according to the Office for National Statistics.

Time up, the answer's one!



Just in: Medicinal Cannabis, the Facts





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The Elderly Citizens' Action Party (eCAP)

old-logoThe Elderly Citizens' Action Party (eCAP) is a postmodernist rejectionist movement aimed at anyone who has had enough of Waiting for Godot. The party aims to create a Convivial Society to replace the technological nightmare that outdated modernist thinking is busy creating, while the billionaires prepare to leave the mess they have made behind, as they board Virgin Galactic.


Samizdat (Self Publishing)

samizdatSamizdat means having your say about anything you like. You can keep your scribblings to yourself or publish them for the world to read or not, it does not cost anything. There's nothing worth watching on the box in the corner, it keeps serving up the same comatose inducing, mind numbing banality, so start writing!

Fact Book

fact book globeThe world is full of facts and you will not find this one in the CIA Factbook: In 1997 the US agreed to decommission the 31,000 tonnes of Sarin, VX, mustard gas and other agents it possessed within 10 years. In 2007 it requested the maximum extension of the deadline permitted by the Chemical Weapons Convention – five years. Again it failed to keep its promise, and in 2012 it claimed they would be gone by 2021. Also, by presidential order (Clinton) no outside agency may oversee, inspect or verify anything to do with America's decommissioning programme.

Also, for the record, the US and Russia – insist on keeping the pathogen Smallpox in cold storage, just for defence, you understand.


Citizen Guides

Just in... A guide to Brexit


The Citizen Guides provides comment on everything although no one needs to know everything, in fact most people get by knowing very little and anyway, most of the things people claim to know are just things the Daily Mail made up. Here you will find several essays on many topics, including American Exceptionalism and the correct use of car indicators.











Bonkers Boris



Less than 100 words

Less than 100 is for people in a hurry.



Golly lost his place on marmalade jars in 2001. But long before that the Absurdists were mounting their assault, in the early 1980s, Mr Golly lost his job at Enid Blyton's Toytown garage. And then that nitwit Ken Livingstone banned Golly from County Hall - so much for inclusivity Ken!


Art Critics

wrong way

It's just incomprehensible how evolution managed to spawn a species called art critic?



The Gravy Train



This link provides you with a snapshot of the 27 countries that Britain needs to appease to get a good Brexit deal.